I know, I know. “About damn time!” you’re saying. Followed quickly by, “What took you so long?” Well there are many, many reasons why I haven’t updated my site, and almost all of them are totally lame. For example, one of the biggest reasons I haven’t posted an update, is that I’ve been trying to think up really good excuses of why I haven’t posted an update. Here are some un-lame excuses:

One reason is I’ve been practicing with my new electronic drum set. Playing these drums… have led to startling revelations about myself. I now realize that I’m a schizophrenic drummer. I have two personalities. One personality is a drumming God. He has the earphones on with various music playing and comes up with the most amazing beats, grooves, fills and transitions ever, and is drowned in the applause and adulation of his screaming fans. The second personality is apparently a retarded monkey with one arm. He only appears when the “record” light is lit on my computer. He reacts the same when confronted with a “record” light, as he does when confronted with leering zoo visitors… and that reaction consists of a lot of screaming and throwing of feces. Once I clean up all of the crap and kill the monkey, I’ll get some recordings up so you can have a listen.

Another thing that has taken up a lot of my time, is trying to make a decent piece of toast in this apartment.

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